Sam Monologue:
Vernon from The Breakfast Club
VERNON
That’s the last time, Bender.
That’s the last time you ever make
me look bad in front of those kids,
do you hear me? I make $31,000
dollars a year and
I have a home
and I’m not about to throw it away
on some punk like you...
But
someday, man, someday.
When you’re
outta here and you’ve forgotten all
about this place...
And they’ve
forgotten all about you
and you’re
wrapped up in your own pathetic
life...
I’m gonna be there. That’s
right.
And I’m gonna kick the
living shit out of you, man,
I’m
gonna knock your dick in the dirt!
What’re you gonna do about it?
You
think anybody’s gonna believe you?
You think anybody’s gonna take your
word over mine?
I’m a man of
respect around here.
They love me
around here, I’m a swell guy...
You’re a lying sack of shit! And
everybody knows it.
Oh, you’re a
real tough guy... come on, come
on...
get on your feet, pal! Let’s
find out how tough you are!
I wanna
know right know, how tough you are!
Come on! I’ll give you the first
punch, let’s go!
Come on, right
here, just take the first shot!
Please, I’m begging you, take a
shot!
Come on, just take one shot,
that’s all I need,
Just one
swing...That I thought... you’re a
gutless turd!
Travis Monologue:
Bender from The breakfast club
BENDER
What do you care what I think,
anyway? I don't even count, right?
I could disappear forever and it
wouldn't make any difference...I
may as well not even exist at this
school, remember?
(he turns to Claire)
And you...don't like me anyway!
CLAIRE
You know, I have just as many
feelings as you do and it hurts
just as much when somebody steps
all over them!
BENDER
God, you're so pathetic!
(furious)
Don't you ever...ever! Compare
yourself to me! Okay? You got
everything, and I got shit!
Fuckin' Rapunzel, right? School
would probably fucking shut down if
you didn't show up! "Queenie isn't
here!" I like those earrings
Claire.
CLAIRE
(quietly)
Shut up...
BENDER
Are those real diamonds, Claire? I
bet they are...did you work, for
the money for those earrings? Or
did your daddy buy those?
Claire starts crying.
BENDER
I bet he bought those for you! I
bet those are a Christmas gift!
Right? You know what I got for
Christmas this year? It was a
banner fuckin' year at the old
Bender family! I got a carton of
cigarettes. The old man grabbed me
and said "Hey!
(MORE)
BENDER (CONT'D)
Smoke up Johnny!" Okay, so go
home'n cry to your daddy, don't cry
here, okay?
Nat Monologue:
Olive from Easy A
OLIVE
Excuse me? No offense, Brando but
maybe you could learn something
from me. I'm just suggesting that
maybe these kids we call peers have
got the right idea. Maybe Bridget
Schumacher isn't as hippy-dippy as
she pretends to be. Maybe that's
just the label she's put on herself
to avoid having to shave everywhere
society deems normal. Or take
Marianne Bryant. Maybe the whole
stuck-up Jesus-freak thing is an
act. Maybe she was sick of being
just another faceless entity in a
place and a time that reveres
people for extremity?
Z Monologue:
Preston from Can’t Hardly Wait
PRESTON
So, it turns out Amanda and I
weren't meant to be. Which, you
know, sucks -- but at least... well
at least I finally know. And now
it's over. And who knows? Maybe
nothing happens for a reason. Maybe
that’s all bullshit. So now I can
just go off and - meet somebody
else. Somebody who really is right
for me. And next time I won’t wait
four years just to talk to her...
On the other hand, maybe this was
all some sort of hero’s trial, you
know? Something to make me... come
out a better person. ‘Cause in a
way, I think I may have really
learned something about myself.
(MORE)
PRESTON (CONT'D)
Look, I’m trying to make the best
of it okay? Would’ve been cool to
make out with her, though.